I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
I had my Captain America backpack in class yesterday and my professor saw it and went, “Oh, Captain America!” But before I could reply with “HECK YEAH IT IS” he added, “You probably just got it because of Chris Evans.”
and I just
I feel this soooooooooooo much
Um no. Allllll the no.
If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”
It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?”